UPCOMING RELEASES

THE BAND

PNB!
PROMNIGHT BASTARDS!
PUNK ROCK BAND FROM SWITZERLAND AND STEALING GIRLFRIENDS SINCE 1998.
WE PLAY MUSIC 'CAUSE WE LOVE IT!

PUNK ROCK IS NOT JUST A SOUND IT'S A LIFESTYLE AND TO FULLFILL THIS LIFESTYLE WE HAVE A DEDICATED RIDER:

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- 5 BOTTLES OF WATER
- MOTIVATIONAL ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER POSTER
- A PIECE OF PAPER
- 17 SENIOR SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS

- ONLY 4 CHAIRS SO WE CAN FIGHT EACH OTHER OVER WHO IS ALLOWED TO SIT
- 24 CORONAS (PER MEMBER)
- A LOCAL CAKE. WE LOVE CAKE
- A BOWL OF M&Ms BUT ONLY THE BLUE ONES
- A 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS BOX WITH 22 CHICKEN NUGGETS IN IT
- TISSUES
- LOTION
- MENs UNDERWEAR CATALOGUE
- LOCAL DICTIONARY WITH HIGHLIGHTED SWEARWORDS
- DUCKTAPE
- CHLOROFORM
- CHEWING GUM
- A GUY AT THE FRONT OF THE DOOR THAT GIVES US HIGH FIVES WHEN WE WALK ON AND OFF STAGE
- A LASERPOINTER TO DISTRACT CATS
- WEBBER BBQ GRILL

- 182 SAUSAGES (BIG ONES)

- A FRAMED PICTURE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TOM DELONGE

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MUSIC IS THE AIR THAT I BREATH, THE BLOOD THAT PUMPS THROUGH MY VEINS. IT'S WHAT KEEPS ME ALIVE
"BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG"

PASCI

Vocals

PRICE PER HOUR: CHF 250.-

extras: be careful, if he decides to sit on you, you will probably die

BÜRGI

Guitar

PRICE PER HOUR: CHF 100.-

extras: the pretty smile is charged with an extra CHF 50.- because those teeth were not cheap.

RAFFI - THE PROSPECT

Guitar

PRICE PER HOUR: absolutely FREE! and you get a free T-SHIRT

extras: knows all the words to your favourite love songs

CHRIS

Bass

PRICE PER HOUR: CHF 75.-

extras: will silently stare at you until you start crying

MIKEY

Drums

PRICE PER HOUR: CHF 75.-

extras: will steadily count to four but always changes the tempo

GROUPIE CONTACTFORM

Bürgi will personaly evaluate and respond to every groupie message

„they are so great, I'm always listening to them when I'm pumping iron."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

CREDIT